No Worries Kid, I'm Still Alive!

Hi Ya Kid!  Yeah, it's been ages since I've posted anything...what can I tell you, I've been on duty 24/7 and it's always something!  And the Human has me on what you might call a short leash...not actually tethered but I'm not getting away with anything any more!!  Life pretty much sucks! Apparently the Human had issues with me "marking" in the house...whatever...she'll get over it...or else there's going to be a bigger issue when I just start PEEING instead of marking!  I don't understand how she can possibly find that offensive...I am simply marking my territory which alerts predators and helps keep the Human safe...please tell me why that's bad...as if you can!

 

Look at me kid...I'm only trying to do my best...to serve and protect.  That's my motto kid...to serve and protect...and if you have one ounce of sense in that head of yours you'll take my lead and do your best to serve and protect, too.  Although, with only two legs there is only so much you can do, I pity you for that...I was blessed with four legs, what can I say, God gives to those who can!

Okay kid, that's all I've got for you right now...had a new family of bunnies move in down the street and they think the front forty is their personal play ground...I'm close to having bunny pie for dinner so I've got to get back at it.  Hang in there you little two-legged thing...one day you just might amount to something!  And remember this, 'cause it's as right as rain...DOG'S RULE!