Look at me kid...I'm only trying to do my best...to serve and protect. That's my motto kid...to serve and protect...and if you have one ounce of sense in that head of yours you'll take my lead and do your best to serve and protect, too. Although, with only two legs there is only so much you can do, I pity you for that...I was blessed with four legs, what can I say, God gives to those who can!
Okay kid, that's all I've got for you right now...had a new family of bunnies move in down the street and they think the front forty is their personal play ground...I'm close to having bunny pie for dinner so I've got to get back at it. Hang in there you little two-legged thing...one day you just might amount to something! And remember this, 'cause it's as right as rain...DOG'S RULE!