Yeah, I'm handsome, debonair and suave...goes without saying although I do love saying it...but kid, I strongly object to being forced to wear my Santa hat more than a month BEFORE Christmas! Which brings me to the good news...see those little houses around the base of the Christmas tree? Well....hehehe...I plan to pee on each and every one of them...just my way of letting the human know who's boss...it's good to be me.
Turkey day is almost upon us and I'd like to say how thankful I am...it's hard to be humble when you're me but kid, I want you to know that I'm thankful for you, my kind reader who allows me to educate you on the finer points of being a dog...not that you'll ever get the chance to be one but those are the breaks...and kid, I'm thankful to be a dog because...say it with me...DOGS RULE!!!




